Oh, say can you shmeer by the zhlub’s early shmaltz
what so proudly we shtupped at the shvitzer’s last tsimes?
Whose kreplach and bright shlock through the haimish mishpoche,
for the yentas we plotzed were fartumlt and farblondzhet?
And the golem’s gevalt, mamzers’ farshtunkening vey
shlepped gelt through the drek, a shlemazel’s kishke.
Oh, say does that meshuge nudnik yet kvetch
o’er the knish of the shiksa and the tush of the shnook?